suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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i like men but im not gay

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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Neronism is based on the belief that respect and love for one self and ones opinions, combined with respect and love for the opinions of those which follow the same concepts, is the right thing to do. Now behold what religion has done, it spreads fear and poverty, demands the submission of free will and belief in oneself, which again leads to pedophilia, abuse and discrimination of women, abuse and hate, which breeds life to wars agony, suffering poverty and disease in the name of what defines love these days for some "might exist and be jealous and cruel God which loves you so much, that he gives you the option behind serving him or endless suffering..." Not to mention, this fear of eternal torment, being passed on for generation to generation, creating endless wars since the dawn of mankind. Know that we do consider outsiders inferior, but we do not hate you, we pity you, we will not make you suffer, as you due to your path, suffer enough already. Now ask yourself, if we are what you could say those that represent anti-religion, as we go on knowing this, we can not only do better than religion... ...But the hell if we can do worse! Moral: "We will not walk with pride into the light, we will not go into war against those we disagree with, instead we walk in the dark with humility and listen to our hearts and the one of others in order to find our definition of love and kindness... ...Otherwise Neronism would just be yet another fucking religion, and there is enough of that in this world already. If you listen then you know who I am in spirit, if not then you might have learned something new.

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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