- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

Womens rights.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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