- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Haha, I get it..

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

Hi

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Knock Knock! F*ck off

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