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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

Mahmy

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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