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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Justin beiber..

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Albert your flies undone.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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