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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

Error 37.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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