What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

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What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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