Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

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