- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

What? Yes.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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