Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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