- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

Bags of delicious poop.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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