roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

Coldpaly is a good band

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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