How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

What can hitler cook well Steak

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

You bumder!

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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