Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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Skrillex.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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A bar walks into a man

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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Fine, ladies first.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver comes into the bar and gulps down the guys drink and the guy starts crying the lorry driver says "dont cry ill buy you another" thee guy sas "it's not that today i woke up late for work and when i got there i got fired and then when i went to go home feeling depressed my car doesnt startand so i walk home and i find my wife in bed with the gardener and so i came here to die but you drank my poison"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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