- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

so...um, yeah

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What's red, blue & green all over?

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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