Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

You having friends.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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