- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

black people

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

Your face

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Barack Obama

Then none of us want to be right.

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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