a black guy hates chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What's old and wrinkly? old people

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Your mom.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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