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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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