A woman walked out of the kitchen.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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