How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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Manchester City

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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I was in the 74th hunger games I hid in the cornucopia until almost everyone was dead. Then I saw Katniss and Peeta so while they were distracted with night lock I pulled a rubber chicken out of my ass and beat the shit out of them till they died then I won the 75th hunger game also. They asked me to be there mocking jay but I killed them all and blew the plane up in the Capitol the end. By Adam Chebali

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what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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