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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

knock,knock you suck

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Shea's sty....

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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