whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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Poker face

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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