What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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Justin Bieber

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ok

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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