what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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