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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

haha Otarts was here

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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