Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

Knock Knock The doors already open

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Bob Saget

My wife made me a sandwich

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

This is the concept of anti-joke.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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