- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Swag.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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