- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Dwight Howard

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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