- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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