A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Vote this down and get DOXED

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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