Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

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Anti Joke

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