- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

black people

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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