My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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A blind man watches TV

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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roy g biv

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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What is cowboy say

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Black people

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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