How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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why dont they make black forks

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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A child walks into a classroom.

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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I like your hair

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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osama bin laden is dead

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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