- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

hey guys im gay

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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