- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

My name is Jeff

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

Ham sandwich

What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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