- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Two women were sitting quietly.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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