joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

How come grilled cheese?

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Blacks

AIDS

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

hextech crafting too opieop

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

This sentance contains three errers

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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