non poop

Roses are flowers.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

what's worst than being gay? being black

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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