- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

I named my son ps2 controller

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

A chicken walked into the bar...

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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