A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

What does water smell like? water.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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