Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Why did the house burn down? Obama

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

what is orange? an orange

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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