What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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A bar walks into a man... The man begins screaming uncontrollably as the corner of the building is inserted into his anus. Brick by brick, the bar forces its way inside the man's ass, as blood begins dripping down his legs. The man knows damn well it is impossible for such a large building to be contained inside him, but he grits his teeth and forces his ass open wider. His ribs break, his lungs collapse, and his now lifeless body is stretched into the shape of the bar. The bar is almost entirely consumed before the man's skin gives way to the bulging pressure...with an explosion of blood & organs, the shredded remains of the man are slung-shot around the lot where the bar formerly stood. The bar, now soaked in a mixture of blood & organ fluid, reflects upon the failure of its experiment. For the next attempt, a man of far greater fortitude must be used, so that his body does not burst so easily. Only then will it achieve its dream of becoming the first bar to walk into a man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

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Your mother is so fat, she tried to suicide because she was unhappy with her weight. She tried a diet and it didn't work; she suffers from depression and went to see a doctor about her weight. Life is getting worse for your mother and she is starting to develop diabetes. Your relatives and cousins are going to the hospital to visit her sometime this week; the doctor says she only has about a week left before she passes away.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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non poop

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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