- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

masturbating on a tarc bus

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

irish man drinking john smiths

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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