- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

What do you call your mom? Mom

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

antonio has a penis head.lol

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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