- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

A mormon walks into a bar.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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