What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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Shea's sty....

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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Weed.

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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You know what's a joke? Something Funny

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to go to heaven because his girlfriend Margaret was cooked into chicken sandwhiches, and he had no kids and he didn't want to marry someone else, so he tried to get ran over but no cars hit him so he cooked himself. AND so he became KFC-Style chicken wings. BUUUT since no one ate them, he grabbed them up from heaven and commented on how delicious he was and proceeded to eat more and then exploded, sending him to heaven's heaven. But it was just a dream. And Margaret had to do laundry some more today because he freaking caused a urine tsunami. You're welcome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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