What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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what are three short words? i a am

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