- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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