that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

What's 9+10? 19

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Good job, son.

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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