- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

I have an erection My mom!

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

human centipede

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

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