- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than 24? 25

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Small Penis.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

A muslim paints Mohammed

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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