What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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boobs!

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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The EPA.

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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