- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Robin, get in the car!

why did the zebra cross the road?

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

darude- sandstorm

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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