- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

I used to know what alzheimers was

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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