- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Chicken

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

An Aisian failed a test

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

Whats two plus two? Miles

what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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