- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

Faithful men.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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