What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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