- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

YEAH THEY DO!

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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