There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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