What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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