Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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