You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Oh, go away

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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