- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

A: Do you like it B: No

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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