- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

YEAH THEY DO!

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

What's your guys names?

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

A dog was barking at a tree

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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