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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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