So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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