- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

YO FACE

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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