What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

I have an idea! You leave.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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