- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

im saul and i love cock

what do fish smoke? sea weed

Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

My dad

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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