- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

My dad

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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