- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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