What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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