Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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Nuneaton..

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An Aisian failed a test

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Liverpool City Football Club

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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