- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

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