Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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