Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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flavin's head

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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Keanu Reaves

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Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

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Women's rights

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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