- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

why dont they make black forks

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

I wrote a funny joke.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Knock Knock, Ow my face

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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