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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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