- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

You know what's funny? Rape

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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