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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

I like school Said no one ever.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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