Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

Do you know the muffin man? No

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

I am a women

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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