Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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