- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

speech and debate.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

feminists.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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