Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

steven hawking walks into a bar

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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