- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

What is life? Paul.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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