What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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Two planes walk into an office building

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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