A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

i killed my family

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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