- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

A black man has a job.

A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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