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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Is maynaise an instrument?

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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