- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

I have an erection My mom!

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Why can't jokes spit?

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

No because your face is really f***** up.

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