- Anti Joke

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

whats up and also down? your mum

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Do u take sugar?

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Microwave

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

whats up and also down? your mum

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Do u take sugar?

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Microwave

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!